Sarah Palin To Release Hip-Hop Album
I am not even kidding. Sarah Palin is planning to release a Hip-Hop album to help increase her support among African-American voters. She feels she must win these voters if she is going to beat Obama in 2012. I have actually managed to get one of the verses from her first single, to be released shortly after the inauguration. So dope!
The Pitbull’s Gonna Bite
Yo, ran the campaign and ran it hard
I thought Barack would get stomped in the yard
Didn’t work out that way, but I won’t dwell
‘Cause the pitbull’s back in 2012!
Got Todd and the kids loaded up in the truck
We gon’ hit this nation until we bust
From Florida to Maine, then head out West
Leave it all out there, till we got nothing left
Even Trig is gonna get in on the game
There’s nothing I won’t say, I got no shame.
Once Bristol has the kid, our ranks grow stronger
The pitbull barks harder and longer
Barack’s a good man? Their words a sham.
he’s no maverick like they said I am
Skeptical that he knows the real America
I’m the pitbull, he’s just a terrier.
The pitbull’s ready to bite, WOOF!
The pitbull’s ready to bite, WOOF!
The pitbull’s ready to bite, WOOF!
And you know I’m ready to fight, WOOF WOOF!
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