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A Little Game of I Hate and I Love

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Let’s play a little game of I Hate and I Love!

I hate: Those Wall Street fat cats! So greedy. Now they are clamoring for a big bailout! Ridiculous! Those rich CEOs don’t need another huge paycheck. Let them live like a regular person for once!
I love: My broker! He always calls on my birthday, sends me Christmas cards, and has made me a TON of MONEY! And he has such a beautiful house! My retirement is so secure. Even now, with the market a bit shaky, he is absolutely the best! Those investments have sure worked for me!

I hate: House Buyers who took out too much money! What a bunch of idiots. Going out and getting loans that are way more than they can afford. How dare they take out loans that were risky or for too much money! Didn’t they realize what would happen? Didn’t they think about how their idiocy would affect the whole market?
I love: My son, who just bought his first house! He got the loan through CountryWide and didn’t have to put down anything! He’s planning to put in some work on the house to increase its value so he can refinance when the loan’s interest rate increases. He’s really living the American dream! After all, why would you rent when you can buy?

I hate: Those politicos in Washington! They sit around doing nothing all day! Where’s my help with lower taxes? Where are the social programs that will help people? Where is the smaller government? Where is the regulation of the finance industry? What do they do all day?!
I love: The guy running for the House from my District. Unlike my current representative, he will really change things. He’s not like all the rest of those politicos. He will shake things up! It will be great to have a trustworthy person in office, who is committed to doing everything differently!

I hate: President Bush! What a worthless lump on a log. He doesn’t have enough brains to find his way out of a cardboard box. Look at all the failures he has presided over! 9/11, Iraq, Katrina, Financial Collapse. Worst President Ever!
I love: John McCain! He’s the original maverick! He will shake things up in Washington! No more pork barrel spending! Lower taxes! He is such a new thinker, he can really turn things around. And he will change our course in Iraq, really doing things differently from Bush.

I hate: Idiots!
I love: Myself!

Another Reason to Love Michael Cera

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

I’m obviously not alone in finding Michael Cera a very funny guy. For those of us lucky enough to have seen Arrested Development (either on TV or via the magic of DVD), we could see his comedic genius. He’s gone on to prove himself a very fine leading man, in Juno and Superbad (and soon to come out, Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist).

But thanks to the wonders of YouTube, and the comment board at the Onion AV Club, I found this hilarious video. Enjoy!

Why You Must Support the Bailout

Monday, September 29th, 2008

1640, Update: The Dow lost 778 points, its worst point-drop ever, all due to the bailout vote failure.

The large bailout authorization attempting to get through Congress has failed. While leaders work to get another vote, the stock market has plummeted (down 600 points at one point today). Why did the vote fail? Because constituents of our representatives (that is, you, and me, and everyone we know) are largely against the bailout. Here is why you should support it.

1. The problem affects more than Wall Street investors.
Yes, risk produced this problem. Risky loans, risky bundling, risky investments all lead to the problem. But the losses aren’t contained to big banks and Wall Street investors. Like it or not, you have a lot of money riding on the stock market. Do you have a pension? How about a 401K or an IRA? Do your parents, your grandparents? If yes, turmoil in the stock market means huge losses for peoples’ futures. Do we let bad investments take down the retirement security for millions of Americans?

2. Money must be liquid for business to function.
Unless you are independently wealthy, you need money from other people. Students need loans for tuition. Consumers need loans for cars and houses. Businesses need loans for production. If money can’t change hands, regular life cannot function. Imagine what would happen to the housing market if it took 6 months to get a loan and the approval rate was below 50%. House values would drop precipitously just as they rose when mortgages were easy to come by. If a business cannot get the money it needs to buy supplies to produce a product, it goes bankrupt. Our entire economy is a shark; it must keep moving in order to live. If banks don’t trust each other or businesses, because of bad debt, then the government must buy this bad debt to make our system financially solvent.

3. Further collapse will take down more than just investment banks.
Did you ever think that in your lifetime you would see banks going out of business? Did you ever think you would be depending on that FDIC insurance to save your assets? If the problems continue, you’ll have to worry about a lot more than your bank collapsing. Layoffs will increase. Consumers will stop spending. Jobs will be scarce. Every college graduate will find it nearly impossible to find employment. The collapse may not be affecting many people now, but that could change in mere months, unless the government acts now.

For the future of America, please call your representatives and tell them to vote for the bailout. There is no guarantee that it will work, that’s true. But it’s the best bet we have right now. If we don’t take the gamble, the potential disaster will cost a lot more than just $700 Billion.

Victory is Not the Issue

Monday, September 29th, 2008

John McCain still seems to be stuck back in Vietnam times. Remember – he was a prisoner of war there for 5.5 years, something he’s been using most anytime he needs an excuse. “Sorry, I don’t know much about the economy because when I would have taken that course, I was in a prison camp in Vietnam.” “Sorry I picked such a stupid running mate. When they taught how not to be an idiot, I was in a prison camp in Vietnam.” In this mindset of his, he still seems ashamed that the United States couldn’t kill all communists and keep North Vietnam from “winning.” And based on this, he’s still stuck talking about victory in Iraq.

There will be no victory in Iraq because the Iraq conflict is incomparable to any other war in recent memory. We went in based on lies, took out the leader in record time, and then found ourselves fighting a rampant insurgency, driven by an ideology that directed suicide as a reasonable fighting technique. Unless we wanted to leave the country in shambles (thanks “shock and awe” for taking out all that pesky municipal infrastructure!), we had to stay and keep fighting.

Finally, we got a government elected. Iraq is not really better off, but it is more peaceful than when the war began. And they have a government; it can’t function, but at least it’s there. And now, we have to figure out how to get out. The enemies have been defeated; all that’s left is the fanatics. Iraq has a military again (thanks, Paul Bremer, for dismantling their first one and putting a lot of poor, armed, young men on the streets!). And the world has not yet ended.

But John McCain seems to think that we can defeat all those fanatics. He won’t go into Pakistan, even if it means killing bin Laden (and neither will Palin, thanks to McCain retracting her statement). He won’t commit more troops to Afghanistan. And he won’t admit that we were wrong to invade. But he somehow thinks we can kill or capture every single insane person who thinks it is okay and sensible to commit suicide in order to achieve a purpose. Good luck, Johnny!

The Iraq War is not about victory anymore. Our mission was accomplished, even though thousands more troops would die after the achievement. The country may not get any more stable than it is right now. And while we will probably have a presence there for a long time (perhaps another decade), if we keep thinking in terms of wins and losses, we are unlikely to make any more progress. That mindset means we will approach the 100 years timeline McCain has endorsed. Victory shouldn’t even be in the equation any more. Then again, I think McCain was stuck in a prison camp when they taught math.

Recipe: Linguine and Vegetables with Tangy Peanut Sauce

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

A wild experiment netted good results tonight for dinner. I wish I had measured the quantities more carefully, so if you are trying to make this recipe yourself, be prepared for some improvisation with amounts. Start small and build up, if you are doubtful.

Linguine and Vegetables with Tangy Peanut Sauce
Serves 2
Prep Time – 10 Minutes
Cook Time – 15 Minutes
Assembly Time – 5 Minutes

Ingredients:
2 large carrots, halved and chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
1 cup frozen corn
2 tablespoon garlic, minced
Linguine for two (I used whole wheat)
3 tablespoons peanut butter
1 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup rice vinegar
1 1/2 cup tap water
3 tablespoon olive oil
Lemon Grass to taste
Ground ginger to taste

Steps:
1. Put pasta water on to boil.
2. In electric frying pan at 300°F, saute garlic in olive oil and a little rice vinegar.
3. Add vegetables to pan, add 1 cup water. Sprinkle in some ginger and stir. Cover.
4. Put white vinegar in frying pan on stove on high. Reduce to medium high when boiling. Careful not to catch too much of a whiff.
5. When pasta water boils, add pasta.
6. While pasta and vegetables cook, add ginger to boiling vinegar. Let it reduce some. Add in peanut butter.
7. Check on vegetables. Add remaining water if needed. Add lemon grass. Cover.
8. Sauce will thicken quickly. Remove from heat once it’s well mixed. It should be a yummy light brown color and taste tangy and peanuty. You can balance it easily by adding a little rice vinegar or a little more peanut butter.
9. Drain pasta. Put back in pot. Mix with vegetables, which should be done around the same time as pasta. Add sauce, mix well, and enjoy!

Overall, the recipe is pretty quick and easy. The sauce should work just as well in any recipe needing a peanut sauce. I found it to be generally less rich and overpowering, as it has the vinegar base. And using peanut butter means you can whip it up with no preparation. Rice vinegar may work just as well as white vinegar, but it’s more expensive. It may also reduce more sweetly than the white (which you may or may not prefer). You could also up the ginger, or add in some other spices, to make it a spicy, rather than tangy, sauce. For the vegetables, most any combination will work. And when cooking in the electric frying pan, 15 minutes or less cooks most every kind of vegetable. It’s the best way to cook them, I think.

If you give it a try, let me know what you think!

Obama Wins Debate!

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

A majority of Americans (51-38%) agree with me; Barack Obama handled the debate in expert fashion, much better than his rival, John McCain. Here’s the great thing: this was (supposed to be) the debate on Foreign Policy, a place where Obama is supposedly weak (he DOES have less experience than McCain). What happens when we get to the debate on domestic policy and McCain again has to reveal that his healthcare plan would be an absolute disaster. Obama told the absolute truth; under the McCain plan, businesses would be taxed on the money they spend to provide employees with healthcare benefits. All of a sudden, it would not be advantageous for a business (especially a small business already struggling to provide those benefits) to offer that additional incentive to employees (at least, not without first deducting those new taxes from the employee’s paycheck).

Obama was poised and ready. And he spit some hot fire. He was able to successfully interrupt McCain on several occasions, but never rudely. McCain would pause, and Obama would jump right in. Brilliant! Obama seemed in control. There was at least one occasion where both Obama and McCain were talking. ABC showed them both, in split screen. Except, McCain seemed to be talking to no one, while Obama was chatting with Jim Lehrer. Obama and Lehrer stopped talking and Lehrer went on to the next question. McCain looked out of touch and confused.

Speaking of which, Sarah Palin has been looking the same way lately. She proved completely inept in her interview with Katie Couric, not exactly a tough interviewer. She again tried to argue that being close to Russia and Canada gave her foreign policy experience. And she stumbled, trying to come up with a word that starts with “cari” and is similar to “mock”; yes, that’s right, Sarah Palin could not think of the word “caricature”. She has taken questions from reporters just once, and then only four questions. THIS WOMAN IS NOT READY TO BE VICE-PRESIDENT.

We’ll see more proof of her inexperience and unreadiness come the Vice-Presidential debates on October 2. Until then, will the McCain camp keep hiding her from reporters? They had a chance to make her into a viable running mate. She needed to prove that she could both deliver a big speech (which it seems like she can, even if it was snide and mean-spirited) and answer questions intelligently with reporters (which she absolutely cannot). Since she has flubbed so badly, any leeway the American people were willing to give her has vanished. Her poll numbers are fading, right along with McCain’s chances of winning.

NO FLAG PIN?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Where is John McCain’s flag pin during the debate? I am sickened by his lack of patriotism. And he claims that he was a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

“Slot Music” to End CDs?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

I’ve called CNN dumb plenty of times, but now there’s a post on their Science and Technology Blog that claims the new “slot music” idea from SanDisk could be the end of CDs. I first heard about this slot music stuff a week or so ago. Basically, instead of buying a CD, you’d buy a microSD card with the album’s data on it. Here are the reasons why this idea will not end CDs.

1. CD sales have fallen because of price and easy accessibility of digital files.
Unless this Slot Music is significantly cheaper than buying the CD or the digital files, people will not buy it. Furthermore, it seems unlikely that I can purchase 100 Slot Music tabs for the same amount I can buy 100 blank CDs. So I’m paying the same price for no benefit? Consumers buy some pretty dumb stuff, but they don’t seem likely to fall for this one.

2. Limited capacity means limited use.
Sure, I can’t fit that much music onto a CD, but Slot Music is not different. It would not make sense to sell this format in stores with significantly more storage. So you have a chip of data that needs to be plugged into something to play it. Sounds an awful lot like a CD to me. Maybe this could take off if no one had ever heard of the iPod, but seeing as how I keep a whole lot of albums in my pocket at all times, why would I want to limit myself with a stupid Slot Music thing? Why wouldn’t I just buy an 8 gig Slot Music chip and put a lot of music on one, instead of having to buy individual albums on individual chips? And if I can do that, why can’t I just use a USB drive?

3. No target audience.
Who would want this? Old people who don’t handle digital music very well? If so, what possibly could motivate them to replace their CDs in favor of something that they will need a computer to use? CDs are easier to use than LPs or tapes; Slot Music is not. Would it be young people, with their “digital revolution”? No. Young people are perfectly content to use the internet to procure their music. Why would they want to get their digital tracks in a non-digital way?

4. This offers no advantages for consumers.
Let’s face it – the possibilities with digital music are huge. You can email the files, download them from torrents, burn them to a CD, link to other people’s iTunes, use the Zune to squirt tunes to other people (do they still call it squirt), and carry your entire music collection in your pocket. With so many benefits to the current digital music system, where does Slot Music fit?

Overall, I think the idea is ridiculous. It would have been potentially feasible 10 years ago, before the iPod. They could have released the chips, the USB adapter, and the player all at once. But at that point in time, we didn’t have cheap memory or microSD. Sorry, SanDisk, this idea never was possible – when it might have caught on, there was no technology for it. And today, you’ve proved yourself way behind the times.

Season Premiere Thursday!

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Thursday night is Lauren’s and my television night. Every network show we watch is on. Starting at 7, we watch Ugly Betty. Then at 7:30, we (will) watch Kath and Kim. Then at 8, it’s Grey’s Anatomy and The Office, and at 8:30, 30 Rock. Obviously, there’s some serious time overlaps, so invariably, we tape some shows and watch others online. Such was the case last night, but we did get to see the three of those shows that started their seasons last night. My impressions continue below.

1. Ugly Betty.
Things are getting a little crazy in Betty’s world. Both love interests from last season are out of her life (and a new one entering, her new neighbor). She’s still Daniel’s assistant, but now at a new magazine. She’s not living at home anymore. Changes abound for those around her. Hilda is in love with someone new (too bad he’s married). Her father is working in a fast food restaurant (left unexplained is how someone with his cooking talents can’t find better work somewhere else). Daniel is busy raising his son. Alexis is stuck as Wilhelmina’s puppet, and everyone else working under Wilhelmina is stuck as her slave. Claire is shunted off to the side, her magazine downsized. And who knows about all the other storylines we didn’t even get to? Mark and his beau; Amanda searching for her father; Christina carrying Wilhelmina’s baby; Betty and Henry and Gio; and probably some more. Anyway, lots of changes, but that seems to mean a lot of good stories to tell for the season. I’m excited, based on the premiere.

2. The Office.
YES! Back in very, very fine form! This episode was certainly one of the best hour long “specials” The Office writers have ever made. There’s enough drama to make for some great plot lines (still unresolved – Angela, Andy, Dwight; Michael, Jan, Holly). Plus, there’s now a wedding to plan! Jim and Pam are finally engaged. In the one twist from the episode, Ryan returns, after his arrest for fraud. He fills in for Pam while she’s in art school. I hope he stays as a recurring character. As my favorite show on television, I have high hopes. This episode gave me no reason to expect anything less than my wildest dreams.

3. Grey’s Anatomy.
We all know that last season wasn’t exactly a high point for the show thus far. The show bottomed out. If the show gets worse, it may actually be more entertaining. If it gets better, everyone will be happy. It can only be unwatchable if it continues to be mediocre. Last night’s episode offers a few rays of hope. Missing were drama between George, Callie, and Izzie. There were no drawn out love monologues from Meredith, nor any meetings between her and her therapist. No marriage drama from Bailey or the Chief. No Rebecca/Ava. And, now that I think back, no one had sex during the entire episode. Giving hope for a good season – a new love interest for Christina, Rose getting a little weird (what was up with that joke about her being pregnant?), and a crush between Lexie and George. Still, the preview for next week’s episode appeared to have the hospital flooding, exactly the kind of manufactured drama that the show has relied of for all of last season.

Anyway, still to debut, Kath and Kim, and 30 Rock. Thursdays are destined to be one crazy night.

Debate Delays

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

John McCain is such a maverick. In the face of financial troubles, he’s planning to boycott the first debate. Obama has called his bluff and said he’ll be there, no matter what. But McCain claims he won’t debate until a bailout package is written to save the USA from financial ruin. Evidently, McCain can’t do two things at once and feels it is all up to him to save the financial sector.

What, McCain, are you going to stay late after school to work on the project? Maybe you’ll come in and work on the weekend? That slacker Obama is going to go off and have fun, while you’ll still be there at the grindstone. Let’s not mention the fact that there are plenty of other lawmakers working on the legislation. Or that, as president, you cannot introduce legislation. Or that you haven’t been in favor of regulation until crisis hits. No, those things don’t matter, because you’re busy being the tough guy.

So let’s say that Obama shows up to debate and McCain does not. What should Obama say?

“My fellow Americans, for the past year we’ve seen problem after problem hit America’s economy. John McCain, at first, didn’t recognize this problem. He’s said all kinds of things about the economy and his advisors have called you, the American people, a nation of whiners. I have recognized the problems in the economy from the start of my campaign.

“Now, as my opponent and I have the honor to address you and debate the issues that face our nation, so that you may make the important choice of who should be your next president, my opponent is nowhere to be seen. Sen. McCain has taken it on himself to save the economy. Despite a track record of not supporting regulation, a belief that the free market will ALWAYS do the right thing for the people, and plenty of other lawmakers working with the president on crafting a bailout, Sen. McCain did not feel it was important to address you tonight.

“My fellow Americans, the president of the United States has too important a job to not be able to focus on many things at once. This morning, I was meeting with lawmakers, helping craft legislation, tonight, I stand before you. As president, one important concern will never need to be prioritized over another because I can manage these issues. I can lead this country and NEVER get sidetracked by an issue of the hour. Sen. McCain does not seem to be able to do that. He could not spare two hours to debate me about the issues, so that the American people could hear where we both stand on the important issues facing this country.

“What happens when crisis strikes again? Will my opponent find himself so involved in that crisis that he forgets about all others? That is what has happened with our current president. When terror struck from overseas, he did what needed to be done and attacked Afghanistan. But then he forgot about the needs of people at home. When I am elected president, I will NEVER, NEVER forget about one important issue simply because there’s another to deal with. There is no reason that a president can’t answer reporters’ questions in between meeting with foreign leaders, following changes in the economy, and bargaining with Congress. If a president cannot do that, then there is no excuse. We must elect a leader who can stay focused on ALL that matters, not be distracted by a new beast that rears its ugly head.

“I am that president. Now, on with the debate.”

Kings of Leon, “Only By The Night”

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Some of you may know that around a year ago, my favorite band switched from the White Stripes to Kings of Leon. I first listened to their first album, “Youth and Young Manhood,” a year and a half ago. I thought it was excellent, a genre I never knew I was missing: Southern Garage Rock. When their third album (“Because of the Times”) came out a few months later, I bought it right away. On it, they steer away from garage rock formula towards more alternative sounds, some sonic experimentation, and produced something exceptional. I then acquired their second album (“Aha Shake Heartbreak”), which, following the previous pattern, I thought was the best of the bunch. Short, dirty, and supremely satisfying.

Today, they released their fourth album, “Only By The Night”. As soon as I woke up this morning I purchased the album and am now listening to it the third way through. I’d call the feel of the entire album unrestrained restraint. Overall, the album conjures feelings of the end of a long night. All songs build, but never explode. Sonically, it has more in common with “Because of the Times” than either other album.

I don’t think that Kings of Leon will ever be the band that produced their first two albums. They seem to have grown quickly, country boys beaten down by the city. They return home with new perspectives and a darker view of their own lives and of humanity. The songs are slower, the themes more serious (less debauchery, more fear and regret). The album still seems to chronicle a time progression. If “Aha Shake Heartbreak” started with a night out, ending after arriving back home, “Only By The Night” takes over then.

I’m sure some people will lament the loss of the loud, raucous, libidinous Kings. I think that personality still lurks underneath their songs, but in this case, the album is weary, lamenting on life while exhausted on a couch, tired of standing all day and night. Their next album might restore that energy, but until then, I’m more than satisfied with “Only By The Night.” Give it a listen!

Sarah Palin, Pro-Rape?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Here’s an interesting bit of news. It seems that while Sarah Palin was mayor of tiny Wasilla, Alaska, the police chief there fought with the state about charging rape victims for examinations. It seems the police chief was the most vocal proponent of allowing towns charge rape victims for being raped. He very much wanted to keep charging them! Palin claims she didn’t know, but in a town of 7,000, she’s either a complete numbskull or a liar. Either way, it’s clear that she has some serious pro-rape leanings.

The other horrible part about the news is that Alaska’s rate of rapes is 2.5 times the national average. If you were living in Wasilla, Alaska, up until 2000, you were 2.5 times more likely to be raped. And then, if you were, you’d be charged up to $1000 for an examination.

Sarah Palin, standing up for the rights of women since she was nominated for Vice-President.

“No One Reads the Classics”

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

In one of Lauren’s classes, an online discussion board plays a large role. Students must post topics for discussion, then read and respond to what others have posted. Oh, technology! Lauren related one post to me, which stems from a frequent cry of discontent heard ’round the nation. No one reads classic literature any more! Subsequently, our entire society is on the verge of collapse (or something a little less dire).

I think this notion is completely ludicrous, and I’d like to dispel the idea from those who hold it. Contrary to popular belief, an experience (or even a statistic) that implies people aren’t reading the “classics” says nothing about the state of our society, the state of literature, or even the state of reading habits. Here’s why.

1. What is a classic anyway?
If you believe that “no one reads the classics anymore,” please provide to me a list of those books or authors you consider to be classics. No doubt, they should all be books that you yourself have read. I will go through this list and, unless you have been exceptionally thorough, will provide for you a list just as long of books missing from your list. The books that we can classify as “classic” are innumerable.

Furthermore, the distinction of classic or canonical literature is a contentious subject around literary scholars. You will surely note that the “classics” are generally old, generally long with lots of big words and complex language structure, have been lauded by critics in our current time period, and have been read by many people for long periods of time. You should also note that most “classics” are written by men, ignore minority issues of their time, and may not have been widely read at the time of their release. In other words, the content of these books is often questionable, their distinction suspect, and their status hardly universal. The classics of today may have been trash literature of 50 years ago.

2. It is important to WANT to read a book.
I agree that our society has decreed certain books to be canonical, and it is important to make sure those books are presented in education as well as available for children to read them. However, that someone has read a “classic” does not mean that book will mean anything to them. I have read “Huckleberry Finn” several times, both personally and for classes. I have heard the arguments about why it is great American literature. And I hope I never have to read it again because it never made much impression on me. You can force a child to read a book but that doesn’t mean it will mean anything to it.

If we are to expect children to read the classics of their own volition, we must first make them like to read and be good at it. If a child finds reading a bore and reads just 15 pages an hour, how do we expect it to get through even the lightest of Dickens? Forcing the child to read a book well-above its reading level is surefire disaster.

Indeed, taking arguments about the classics to their logical extreme, would it be good for schools to force children to read only the classics and ban all other books? Of course not. Free choice is vital for the enjoyment of any book.

3. Collective agreement does not equal correct judgment.
My mother absolutely loves “To Kill A Mockingbird.” She’s read it multiple times. Indeed, a lot of people love that book. I’ve read it a few times and never thought much of it. It’s a fine story and not much more. Similarly, I love reading Shakespeare. My mother loves seeing the plays live but doesn’t get much enjoyment out of reading the plays themselves. Yet in both cases, society has judged these works to be “classics.” So are we both wrong in our beliefs about various books that we dislike? Of course not!

Because of prevailing social norms, the strength of critical opinion, and general accessibility of a piece of literature, certain books retain their classic status while others fade away. Would you want your children reading Gustave Flaubert’s tales of visiting prostitutes in Turkey? What about Henry Miller’s tales of debauchery in Paris and New York? Of course not, so these books are not read in schools (generally). Believe it or not, books you consider classics may no longer provide useful pedagogical tools or relatable situations for our teachers and children. That’s why high schooler’s read A Separate Peace and not Tropic of Cancer, even though both books are considered classics.

In the end, we should be encouraging a collective narrative for our society. One way to do this is through literature. But in sticking with the “classics,” we recognize their own collective biases, wash over alternative viewpoints, and fail to encourage pleasure from reading. We should keep the classics in classrooms, but give children many options when it comes time to choose a book. There are valuable lessons to be learned in books by contemporary authors, just as there is collective history to learn from the classics. With proper choice and options, those children who may disdain the complex writing in older classics will have a real option to embrace them later in life. If we don’t offer that choice, we create a bunch of well-read adults who can’t stand literature. No one wants that.

The Big Bailout

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Remember back when George Bush took office in 2001? His first priority was a big return of funds from the government to the people. A tax rebate, it was called. It took the government’s surplus (a result of carefully managed funds and a record-setting period of economic growth) and gave it back to the people. Never mind that this money could have been used to ensure the solvency of Social Security (perhaps forever). Ignore the fact that the money wasn’t made with record setting tax hikes or record-setting spending. And don’t even begin to think about the fact that the money went mostly to the rich and did not stimulate the economy.

Instead, let’s focus on the size of those Bush tax cuts. That first round cost the government (and in turn, ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE, especially those with less) $1.1 Trillion. Yep – $1,100,000,000,000. That could have paid for two Iraq wars, up until this point. It could have restored solvency to Social Security (remember that lock-box Al Gore was always talking about?). It could have been invested in new technology, alternative energy, stem-cell research, public education, health infrastructure, and space exploration. All this without even coming close to the actual amount of money that Bush threw away.

But let’s imagine that Bush didn’t give out the tax cuts. And let’s imagine that he didn’t bother spending the money on anything else (very hard to conceive, as politicians have a lot of trouble holding onto money once they’ve gotten it – Democrats or Republicans). So then, let’s say Bush also didn’t bother pushing regulation of the mortgage industry and the markets found themselves in the same place they are right now. And Bush goes to Congress to request action to help the country, to stabilize the markets, and restore consumer confidence. Instead of needing an additional $700 Billion, he’d already have the money, ready to be used at a time like this.

Instead, Bush wasted the money and now needs it back. The economy is in trouble, and he thinks that the US should spend $700 Billion to buy risky debt. In this case, I don’t disagree with him. The idiotic unregulated free market has gotten itself into a real quandary; it threatens to hurt every American – inflation, job cuts, reduced government spending (tough news for us graduate students), and a long, hard road to recovery. But I have to question everything that Bush did (or didn’t do) to get us into this mess. The tax cuts, the reduced regulation, the reckless spending of the government, the wars, the failed domestic initiatives, the general disregard for decency… all that lead us to this mess. Now Bush wants more money to dig himself out. I say, wait for Obama to get into office before we start dealing with the trouble. Bush has proved himself failure enough already.

When The Majority Acts The Minority

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Ever listen to White males, usually conservative ones, complain about how other people are taking their rights (or jobs, women, spots in college, et cetera)? Because they are in the majority, they are used to getting everything. When equality comes along, they start to whine and complain. In reality they aren’t losing anything, but they are quick to act the victim. They got used to being in power, so any balancing feels like a big fall.

Microsoft is now doing exactly that. First, they tried airing some new ads with Jerry Seinfeld in them. Some people thought they could be good; others (me included) thought they were stupid and didn’t make any sense. After all, the first ad didn’t talk about computing at all (nor given any arguments to be evaluated or considered). And it used Jerry Seinfeld, a former comedy star (I’d liken him, these days, to Bill Cosby), so offered nothing to be absorbed peripherally. Even with mixed impressions, the ads proved to be failures.

Now, Microsoft has dumped Seinfeld and is heading on a new route, one in which they attempt to reclaim the slogan “I’m a PC” used in the Mac/PC commercials Apple has been running, with great fanfare, for some time now. They act as if “I’m a PC” has become a pejorative that needs to be reclaimed (like “bitch” for feminists). This is not the case; Apple’s advertisements have been about setting up Macs as the cool, fun computers, different from those you’d find in your office or on the desks of your parents. Their argument is not that buying a PC is stupid; it’s that buying a Mac is cool. The Mac guy never mocks the PC; he just rises above his ridiculous tactics.

Microsoft seems to have a different impression. They have a very strong market share, which has eroded ever-so-slightly thanks to the popularity and quality of Apple products. But they are reacting as if disaster has struck, simply because of these Apple ads and the slogan “I’m a PC.” Okay, so maybe things haven’t been so rosy for Microsoft lately; that is only because Vista is a terrible (or at least terribly botched) operating system.

Here’s how the comparison had worked prior to Vista.
Apple (quality, different) vs. Windows (quality, familiar) = Windows wins for a lot of people

Once Vista came out to a rough reception, the comparison changed.
Apple (quality, different) vs. Windows (questionable, different) = Windows for most; Apple for some.

Microsoft caused their own market share loss! It wasn’t some clever TV commercials that people laughed at! They helped put Mac in people’s minds as an option, but overall, people who just bought a PC are not trading it in to go buy a Mac because the Mac guy just seems so cool.

Microsoft had a decent campaign – the Mojave Experiment thing. If they had expanded that, started putting those ads on television, and fixed the problems with Vista (combined with some good press), things might have turned around. When you are in the lead, you have to work twice as hard to keep it. The moment you start acting like the underdog, you just sound desperate. Microsoft has flopped again.